Kramerica Industries T-Shirt

A Fortune 500 company in spirit. A man in a bathrobe in practice. Kramerica Industries... the vertically integrated conglomerate built on big ideas, zero follow-through, and an intern who probably should have known better. The bladder system alone was decades ahead of its time. The oil tanker project was merely misunderstood. This logo looks legitimate. That's the whole joke. That's also the whole point. For everyone who has a business idea they haven't killed yet and a confidence level completely untethered from their track record.